Woman talking about losing weight falls through glass table she's sitting on.
A woman tells her tot nephew that she's climbing into a cardboard box with him and he whines "Your butt's too big!"
Man gives a chinchilla some medicine and the rodent makes a funny face because it tastes bad. Silly pet.
Man & woman host a church fundraiser. Man messes up the word "host." Woman introduces herself & says "And I will be your other whore." Man can't stop laughing.