A man and a woman give a cat a bath in a bathtub. When the man says 'Hello' to the cat, the cat meows back something that sounds like 'Hello.'
Woman gives emotional speech at wedding. Snot / booger hangs out of her nose & clings to the microphone. Gross, quick.
A tot boy opens a birthday present in the living room and gets a check, but gets excited because he got a rectangle.
A Giraffe walks up to a car at a drive through safari and the giraffe licks the camera.