A woman tells a tot boy to keep his eye on the ball in the yard, so the boy holds the ball to his face and swings at it and misses.
A dog refuses to look at a woman holding a chewed up toilet paper roll when she asks him if he chewed it.
A woman records a video of a historical marker plaque on a rock in a field that says "ON THIS SITE IN 1897 NOTHING HAPPENED."
A snoring woman sounds like she's blowing bubbles.