A tot boy cries in the backseat of a car while he tells his mother his sandwich is broken because it's cut in half.
A senior woman sings Happy Valentines but ends the song with , "I wish that men over there will shut the f*** up". after dark?
A man and a woman shoot confetti and powder cannons in their front yard for their gender reveal. The man shoots a powder cannon into his groin.
A woman says, "Look out Emma," and a dog springs to the window to look outside.
A woman sleeps and snores while she holds her cell phone completely upright. Her husband takes the phone and her scroll finger doesn't even move.
A dog guards the remote when a man tries to change the channel from AFV.
A dog licks on an ice cream treat then the other dog chomps on it and eats the whole thing.
A senior man tries to knock off the top of a champagne bottle at a night celebration but the bottoms falls off instead.