A man throws a small boy up in the air in the living room and the boy hits his head on a ceiling fan.
A young boy and girl cry and complain that "dad picked up all the poop and now there's nothing for us to pick up!"
A tot boy tells a woman to go outside. She pretends to and sneaks around behind him as he goes to take a sip of her soda. He sees her and immediately puts the drink back on the counter.
A young girl says she didn't eat dirt in a yard despite the dirt all over her mouth. Featured talent cleared (the lying little girl).
A man tells his tot girl not to lick ChapStick in the living room. The girl says "okay", and then licks the ChapStick.
A tot girl babbles, "Okay, I don't have it more" when her mother, father, and young sister get to her while they sing, "Who Stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar" at the dinner table.
A young girl in the backseat of a car waves out the window to a man she knows driving an SUV in the lane next to her. She yells "I've got to tell you something: I farted!"
A young girl runs into a closed sliding door in her hotel room, hitting her head on the glass.
A woman holds a tube of lipstick and walks into the bathroom and a young boy stands on the toilet with lipstick all over his hands and face and she asks him how it tasted and he says "icky" and makes a sad face.
"Dad Hair Day" A man struggles to put a tot girl's hair into a pony tail at home. When he puts the band on her hair, it springs off and her hair pops up in two parts.
A man holds a tot boy up to dunk a basketball into a hoop in the driveway and the ball goes through and then comes down and hits his twin brother in the head.
A man climbs out of a kiddie pool in the yard and then jumps into a bounce castle. He slides across the castle and hits the wall on the other side and flips the whole thing over.