A woman films wild turkeys that have walked up onto her back porch and are tapping on the glass door.
A teen boy in the dining room uses a comically long, novelty fork to take food out of a senior woman's plate and eat it. His confused grandmother says, "What the?"
A man in his front yard slowly pulls a turkey out of the fryer and it's cooked perfectly. He tries to put it in the tray but it falls out onto the ground.
A man on the phone carries a turkey up to the front door and trips on a step and slams into the house, but manages not to drop the turkey. Security footage.