Perception - Giant hand attacks men washing car
Wiener dog chases remote control motorcycle around backyard. Barks at it. Dachshund, silly pet tricks.
Tot boy sits in his birthday cake. One year old. big mess. Party.
Tot boy puts whipped cream on the fridge and licks it off. He turns around and has it all over his face.
Tot boy repeatedly calls a banana an apple. He knows what an apple is, but calls a banana an apple anyway. Dad gets very frustrated. Stand Alone. *long for edit