Low rider car cracks eggs.
2 men playing backyard football slip & fall on their butts in the wet grass. 1 is defending another man running to catch a pass. Tackle.
Black bear scratches on tree. He scratches his back and butt. Looks like he is dances.
A teen girl hits her leg on the corner of a table as she walks by and falls down.
P/V - Dog gets groomed by a weed-whacker
Large, dripping booger falls out of groom's nose at military wedding. snot *no audio
Groomsman faints, he falls across the altar out of frame
Woman wearing bikini dances in garage to karaoke music, jumps on a cooler / tupperware bin and it tips over. The girl falls on the concrete floor. Song is "Man, I Feel Like a Woman"
Two teens being pulled on snow sled by a tractor. They lose the sled and get dragged across the snow and into icy water.
A tot boy looks at his Batman birthday cake and when his dad pretends to touch it, he repeatedly says "don't touch" in their kitchen.
Black bear tries to climb pole of electrified bird feeder in back yard, gets shocked, runs at house and crashes face-first into sliding glass door. Animals. zapped.
A man with dreadlocks swings on a vine over a lake after saying, "The worse that could happen is I get my feet wet." The vine breaks and he falls in.