Bird - Man burps on parakeet, it flies away, he laughs
Split screen horror spoof. Crab jumps on sleeping man's face and eats his head. (odd visual)
wild turkeys walk near and up to camera, then start pecking at and chasing cameraman. Terrible job filming during attack. "The Blair Turkey Project."
A dog relaxes on a sofa indoors. Her head makes a sharp turn when she hears the beginning of a Lady Gaga song. The dog begins to howl and sing along.