A woman walks into her living room to find a mess of ripped carpet on the floor. She asks two Golden Retriever dogs who made the mess, and one dog has the mess stuck to his mouth.
A family sings "Happy Birthday" to a young boy in the kitchen and his younger brother blows on his candles before he does. But the younger brother does not blow hard enough, so it takes a while to do it. The camera turns to reveal the younger brother.
A woman asks a tot boy what he wants in the house, and the boy screams "no" repeatedly. She then asks if he wants "an all inclusive vacation in the Bahamas", and the boy agrees.
A mom holds a baby boy on her shoulder and asks for a kiss. The boy sneezes on her face.
A tot boy stands in a mess of cracked eggs in the kitchen, and says he did nothing.
A man and woman shoot confetti powder cannons in the yard for a gender reveal and the man gets hit in the groin.
A woman says "so what are we having for lunch today" to her tot boy, and he says "the new shake" but then knocks it over on the counter and says "uhh... cancel that."
A woman asks her tot girl for "privacy" when she goes to the bathroom. The girl looks into her shopping bag and says "I don't have any".
A woman on a bed dances with her daughter and slams her arm into a ceiling fan and breaks it in a bedroom.
A tot girl jumps onto a large ball in the living room and flips over and falls on the floor.
A woman asks a young girl how many pieces of gum are in her mouth and she says "five". The woman asks her again and she says "twelve" in a car.
A tot boy sits in the car and tells his mother that he doesn't want her to walk into school with him. She tells him she'll be sad, and the boy furrows his brow then says "awe fine, you can go in with me. Fine, I guess".