A man in his front yard slowly pulls a turkey out of the fryer and it's cooked perfectly. He tries to put it in the tray but it falls out onto the ground.
A man's meat smoker and house are on fire. He gets most of it out with a hose.
A woman asks her tot daughter if she has eaten all of her salami for lunch. The girl says yes, and then the woman opens a drawer at the table and finds a slice of salami inside, but the girl tells her it is not salami, it is avocado.