A tot boy in a car says that he will be a police officer when he is older, but he will not grow up. A man asks him if he will be a child police officer, and he yells "no."
A young boy gets mad when he drops a pizza. Security footage.
A young boy cries and has throws a temper tantrum because AFV isn't on because of Jimmy Kimmel.
A man hands a container of mustard to another man who sleeps on a living room couch, then says "get the phone," and he says "hello" twice into the mustard before he hits the phone camera away.
A young girl starts a video to talk about her pop-it toys at home, then she yells when a young boy walks over and farts on her, and a woman tells her to start a new video.
"Mama Bird Wants A Word" A woman puts a baby bird back into a bird nest on the outside of a house, then runs away and screams while birds chase her.
A woman asks a tot boy if he will share his ice cream in a car, and he frowns.
A tot girl cries while she holds spaghetti at a dining room table, and says "these pastas are too long, I don't like these pastas because they're too big" before she runs away from the table.
A woman helps a man read off a fake lottery ticket in the kitchen, and she falls on the floor then swears at him when he tells her it's April fools day.
A dog growls and shows his teeth as a man dries him off with a towel after a bath in the yard.
A young boy sits down to eat a bowl of cereal on a tray table in a living room, then the tray table breaks, and he yells "come on." Security footage.
A man bites into a chocolate covered raw egg a woman tells him is a Cadbury egg, and he swears then spits out the egg in the kitchen sink.