A teen girl coming out of anesthesia after surgery asks her father to use his "laser eyes" to set the hospital curtains on fire, because "arson is fun."
A man blows on his small birthday cake to blow out 55 trick candles that won't go out. His wife gets a pan of water and he uses tongs to put them in the water.
A father and his teen son cook together in the backyard. The boy works next to the grill while it is on fire. He runs away and his father comes back to spray the flames with a fire extinguisher. Security footage.
A single-mother tells her tween daughter that her aunt (the mom's sister) is getting engaged. The daughter gives the mom sass by telling her she's now going to be the only unmarried woman in the family.