A woman sits in the front seat of a car tells the man driving, "don't roll the window down." A dog in the backseat takes issue with this and howls loudly.
A woman asks her dog if she is responsible for a destroyed blue pen, and then she looks at her other dog whose face and paws are blue.
A man walks along the edge of a backyard pool, then he loses his balance and falls in the water. Security footage.
A woman tells a young girl, "They said you remind them of an owl." The daughter says, "Who?" but doesn't get the joke.
A deer in the driveway jumps over an entire car, then lands in the bed of a different truck. Security Footage. Featured talent cleared (the man in the driveway).
A man walks down the porch steps and loses a flip flop and stumbles strangely, sideways, and falls into the pool in the backyard. Security footage.
A woman in the living room touches a man's forehead with a backscratcher as he sleeps. He hits himself in the forehead waking himself up.
A man uses his phone when his dog puts her paw on his phone because she wants him to put it down.
A family sings "Happy Birthday" to a young boy at home, then he says "I wish I had a better cake" before he blows out his candles.
A dalmatian has her front paws on the kitchen counter and eats meat from a tray. A man observing the security camera yells, "NO" from offscreen. The dog stops and looks looks guilty. Security footage.
A mother asks her young son what he can see from the car, and the boy says "mama butt." The woman turns the camera to show the back side of a King Kong-sized giant gorilla statue on the side of the road.
A woman swings a trash bag and tries to get it into the garbage can but the bag tears and she gets trash everywhere.