A man walks along the edge of a backyard pool, then he loses his balance and falls in the water. Security footage.
A woman tells a young girl, "They said you remind them of an owl." The daughter says, "Who?" but doesn't get the joke.
A deer in the driveway jumps over an entire car, then lands in the bed of a different truck. Security Footage. Featured talent cleared (the man in the driveway).
A woman in the living room touches a man's forehead with a backscratcher as he sleeps. He hits himself in the forehead waking himself up.
A man uses his phone when his dog puts her paw on his phone because she wants him to put it down.
A family sings "Happy Birthday" to a young boy at home, then he says "I wish I had a better cake" before he blows out his candles.
A dalmatian has her front paws on the kitchen counter and eats meat from a tray. A man observing the security camera yells, "NO" from offscreen. The dog stops and looks looks guilty. Security footage.
A mother asks her young son what he can see from the car, and the boy says "mama butt." The woman turns the camera to show the back side of a King Kong-sized giant gorilla statue on the side of the road.
A young boy turns on a hose and lets go of it on a driveway, then he screams and runs while it moves around and sprays water everywhere. Security footage.
A man walks out onto an icy front porch and says, "that was slippery," then falls on ice as he proceeds to the slippery stairs. Security footage.
A dog runs and jumps on the couch and falls into a baby bouncer and flips over and falls. Security footage.
A woman on a playground ride flips and falls onto the ground.