Man flies a radio controlled toy airplane on a grassy field. Wife films it. The plane flies right into the camera, hitting the woman. She says she broke her nail and the man says the camera sliced the wing of the plane.
A man holds a baby boy in his lap in the living room and eats chips. Each time the man brings a chip to his own mouth, his son opens his mouth and leans back as if he expects to get it.
A tot boy holds a lizard outdoors. His dad tells him to kiss it, he does, and it bites him.
Tot boy sneezes while opening Christmas stocking, huge string of snot comes out of nose. Gross.