Old lady wishing well on microphone can't remember what celebration she's at, wedding or shower. Senior
Man catches fish & forgets to take the hook out. When he lets fish go it takes the fishing pole with it. Fishing.
Children perform in a choir. Boy has "Silent Night" solo and misses a line, he turns to his dad playing guitar offstage and says "Daddy, start it over." Crowd laughs. Performance problems.