Father & son try to get an old truck to start. Dad puts gas in the wrong place & son turns the key, the engine explodes into a big flame. Fire. Boneheads.
Boy and dad play fight on bed and dad gets kicked in crotch after boy does martial arts display.
Tooth Pulls: Dad ties string to toy train- little girl's tooth pops right out.
Dad stuffs his nose with tissues so he can't smell while he changes his son's dirty diaper, makes many gagging noises.
Dad holds baby on lap, opens Christmas gifts. Baby coughs, spits out pacifier, & projectile vomits / pukes. Short tail. Then fade in, dad's cleaning up. Xmas. Camera on sepia. Throw up. Holidays, presents.
Boy playing in a field picks up a piece of poop and says, "Look, a special rock!"
A boy turns over playing cards indoors and his sister stands behind him and tells his dad what number is on the card. The boy gets frustrated each time his dad guesses what number is on the card.
Girl pulls dad's mullet hair to catch herself when she falls while fishing at a lake outdoors.
A tot girl holds on to a sparkler outdoors and waves it around. She accidentally lets it go and it lands in her father's lap.
A man lies on the floor with a ball and tee in his mouth before his tot son hits him over the head with a toy golf club.
"Grandma Gets Giddy" Boy tells grandma that his mom is pregnant and senior woman screams "two babies?" Twins.
Dad and infant alternate crying out loud