A small exotic bird crawls along a sleeping woman's striped dress. The parakeet bites the woman's upper leg, waking her and causing her to laugh.
A man dances on a pole in the living room but it tip over and he falls with it. Featured talent cleared ONLY (man on the stripper pole). Music rights not cleared.
Chimp / monkey picks butt, sniffs finger and falls out of tree.
A man sets off explosives / fireworks which blows a hard hat up into the air. It bounces off the roof and it lands on the man's head.