A tot girl tries to drink milk out of a cereal bowl in the kitchen, and spills the entire bowl on her face.
A tot boy spills his chocolate milk all over his face and shirt in a restaurant, and a milk bubble blows out of his nose.
A woman pops open a bottle of champagne and it sprays her in the eye in a bedroom.
Two men sit on a swing bench, drinking. The seat breaks and the men both fall.
Man sits on chair on treadmill, reads books, drinks soda. Lazy.
A man shows his tot boy flashcards in the house, and the boy says the word that corresponds with the image. The man then shows the boy a wine bottle, and the boy says "Momma."