Little girl impressively recites government leaders.
A military man/ dad pops out of a Christmas present and surprises his young son and daughter indoors.
Weddings, Vegas Dad gives away bride/ daughter to her new husband and says, "This better be the last one or I'll kill you." Sound is low
Man & girl clean out gross empty swimming pool. Man slips & falls on his butt / back into a puddle of moldy slime. Mess. Dirty.
A young girl sleds down and hill and her face and most of her body go into and under the snow outdoors.
A man and tot girl sled down a snow covered hill in winter. The tot girl says that she didn't get any snow on her face and the man says he didn't either, but his face is covered in snow.
A tot girl is afraid of a mosquito in her house, her mother argues that the bug won't bother her and the tot says "mom, just get the damn bug"
"Centipede Surprise" A man pretends to eat a fake centipede indoors and his tot daughter gasps and looks down his throat to find it when her dad coughs and pretends he coughed it back up.
A baby girl is scared by her dad's burp and when he apologizes, she cries.