A woman asks her young daughter what she wants to be for Halloween. The girl says, "Elsa and daddy can be pissed off." The woman says, "Kristoff?" The girl says "yeah, pissed off."
"Credit Where Credit is P.U." A young girl argues with a little boy over which one of them farted, and they both insist that the other one did.
A young girl tells her mother not to fall while the woman walks backwards down the stairs with her, and the woman says that she will not fall. The woman trips and falls backwards proving her daughter correct.