A man in his living room opens a card and a bunch of paper scraps fly out. The man yells and the scraps get in his mouth. He spits them out.
A woman tries to shoot her mother with a confetti cannon, but she holds it backwards and shoots herself in the stomach.
A man asks his crying tot boy what he did as he films scraps of dollar bills on the floor that the boy cut into pieces. His dad reminds the boy to ask him before he cuts things up and informs him that he cut up 80 dollars.