Man & woman sit on branch, he falls off. (montage)
Crazy poodle (dog) climbs into man's boot.
A man walks into a room and finds a baby play pen with a positive pregnancy test. His wife reveals they're having their third baby and he is shocked and surprised and suggests they'll have to get a new house and car.
Guys make fart noises with their backs against kitchen tile
Young boy suddenly starts crying when playing with his siblings. Boy says "I stepped on pee." He really stepped on the letter P.
Babies get beach balls stuck to their butts.
Halloween. Boy dressed as dracula walks into stop sign pole. Hits it hard, but he's ok. Night, costume, trick or treat, vampire.