A young girl says "mom, guess what, I pooped" as she serves as a flower girl in a wedding. Featured talent cleared (little girls and their mother).
A cat jumps off a bathroom counter to land on top of a door, but misses and hits the door face-first.
A woman leans on a railing and falls into the yard when it breaks. Then a dog pees on her. Security footage.
A woman walks into a bathroom. She finds a tot girl in pajamas hiding behind the shower curtain holding a bottle of ranch dressing. She drinks the dressing from the bottle.