A man exits a house at night, slips on an icy walkway, falls and hits his head hard on the concrete. Security footage.
A young boy swings around a toy lightsaber from Star Wars and accidentally hits himself in the face with it.
A man at a hibachi grill attempts to toss an egg into his chef's hat when he bends forward and whacks his head onto the grill instead. Featured talent cleared ONLY (the man who hits his head on the flat top).